The Generation Of Vipers

From Libertarian Labyrinth

Stupidity married his sister Selfishness; and there were born to them two children, Servility and Tyranny.

These grew strong, and mated with each other. From them sprang Crime and Monopoly, twins; and their parents nourished the twins until they brought forth hateful Strife. From her spring all the furies that corrupt the kindly world.